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Welcome to the 10th Tumblr Tuesday! Every week, I’ll be here to call your attention to some of the best Tumblr blogs we’ve come across lately. You’re making things really easy for me with all the amazing ideas and awesome content that you guys are… What’s that you say? Oh noes!

Apparently, some government agency has a problem with the F-bomb I dropped in last week’s episode. There might be a hefty fine. Protests. Disciplinary action.

I can do better. Just watch!

Food In Real Life
Food never ends up looking like it does on the box or menu, yet it’s always advertised as a fluffed and photoshopped model of unattainable perfection. Why is that? Would it really be so awful to show off what an Egg McMuffin looks like in real life? Exactly! This Tumblr blog preaches truth to the packaging.

My Parents Were Awesome
Despite all the odds, you actually turned out to be pretty cool. To achieve this feat, it’s only logical to assume that your parents were the most super awesome people ever. My Parents Were Awesome documents this eternal truth.

F@#& Yeah Ghost Towns
There’s something intriguing about ghost towns. The way nature takes back the land, the calamity that destroyed an entire community, the fact that you simply cannot get a cab, period. FYGT chronicles places that were left behind through a collection of beautiful photography.

100 Jdates
Oh, internet! The invention of online dating sites forever changed the way millions of people find mates. Genius. What’s even more entertaining? People using the internet to share stories about the spectacularly horrible dates that the aforementioned dating sites have enabled.

Eat Sleep Draw!
ESD is an online art community that features original content submitted by thousands of contributors from across the globe. Submit your drawings, doodles, paintings, or sketches and be a part of something special. Personally, I’m holding off all my submissions until they end their misguided ban on interpretive dance pieces.

Yay, I fucking did it!

What about you? What are some other Tumblr blogs that you’re loving?

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You guys! Look at these Tumblrs I found. They were just sitting there in the answers to last week’s Tumblr Tuesday. That reminds me: Did you know that I visit and read every single suggestion you folks make? It’s true. I also make surprise visits to each site over the course of several weeks and perform an intense series of interviews with the Tumblr user to be sure they meet my strict guidelines.

And now… Five totally random Tumblr blogs!

Linus in Hats
Internet, meet Linus. Linus is a cat that wears fake hats and other things. Actually, I have to be honest with you people: I think these pics are photoshopped. Still, you should check it out to see a cat dressed up as Freddy Krueger, if nothing else.

Urlesque on Tumblr
Urlesque is the hub for internet culture and trends, and their Tumblr blog is the drawing board where memes first take hold.

Little Finds for Halloween
Whoa, there’s only 17 days until Halloween? I need to get started on my costume. I’m going to go as my Tumblr Dashboard. I don’t have much time to practice my cat-shark-Scarlett Johansson-Gary Busey-Scarlett Johansson impression.

Proof …Math Is Beautiful!
Beautiful? Are you sure we’re talking about the same Math? The one with all the numbers and stuff? Yeah, the one I’m talking about has a great personality. Okay, moderately attractive, but that’s as far as I’ll go.

Internet Archaeology Blog
Wow. I had forgotten how junky the internet used to look. What was going on back then? My theory is that we were all so blown away with technological prowess that we didn’t even notice that everything looked horrible. Good times.

Now you! Who do you nominate for next Tumblr Tuesday?

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Whoa dudes! The official Tumblr app is shown in the new iPhone commercial for a few seconds. We’re truly honored. But there’s more!

In an upcoming episode of a popular hospital drama, a lead character searches Tumblr to solve a medical mystery! Plus, a top player in a well-known football league is planning to post a photo of his new touchdown celebration during next Sunday’s game! Lastly, I have it on good authority that a Tumblr balloon will be featured in Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade!

Ahh, fantasy is better than real life.

Commonplace
I know what you’re thinking. “Oh look! Text on photos! How original! Oh crap, I left the oven on!” I’d make an impassioned argument against your misguided thought process here, but you really need to get home before your stupid house burns down.

something something.
“Art” is the process or product of deliberately arranging elements in a way that appeals to the senses or emotions. That’s what Wikipedia says. I’m honestly not sure why those nerds think they can say anything on the subject.

Jazz Channel
Jazz is perhaps the great American art form, and Jazz Channel celebrates it. If you’re into jazz, you’ll love this site. If you hate jazz, you’ll still love this site. That’s the power of the rhythm of life, you jive turkey.

Fuck Yeah Subtitles
This is awesome. It’s like watching a video without all that annoying movement and sound and stuff. But seriously, looking at these screencaps is strangely addictive. I’m going to start watching everything in freeze-frame.

One Theme Every Day
This is perfect for the discerning reader that has no idea what they like. Every single day, this Tumblr blog picks a brand-new theme to cover. So one day it’s rainbows and the next it’s famous Eastern European dictators. Win-win.

Who do you nominate for next Tumblr Tuesday?